IMPORRRTANT COMMERCIALLL MESSSAAAAGE!!!
Do you know what to do with Essence of troll?

…uhhhhh…no…

takemylovepainandanger:

Al…right then…
((I SHALL))

…and so, Skarr had decided to find the botanious beauty, in order to initiate some vauge form of relationship with her…
Even BILLY would know how this will end up for the poor, one eyed fool.It will end badly. In tragedy. and lots of manly tears…LOTS and LOTS of manly tears that will make his garden flourish even greater than before…
Have fun Skarr…have fun ruining what little self esteem you had left.
HHHAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!

takemylovepainandanger:

Al…right then…

((I SHALL))

…and so, Skarr had decided to find the botanious beauty, in order to initiate some vauge form of relationship with her…

Even BILLY would know how this will end up for the poor, one eyed fool.It will end badly. In tragedy. and lots of manly tears…LOTS and LOTS of manly tears that will make his garden flourish even greater than before…

Have fun Skarr…have fun ruining what little self esteem you had left.

HHHAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!

so you like chocolate?
Anonymous

Chocolate?

Did you just ask if I liked Chocolate?

Chocolate?!

CHOCOLATE?!!

*starts taking in a deep breath*

CCCCCCCCCCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCOOOOOOLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

CCCCCCCCCCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCOOOOOOLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

CCCCCCCCCCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCOOOOOOLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


Yes.

do you ever get laryngitis from all that screaming?

No.

never mind, thanks anyway

Hmmm.

Seems like you had something else to say, Mister Anarchy.

Either way, farewell.

FAAAAAAAAAARRREEEWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!

~smiles like billy~ :D now ... can you tell me the story of my father? ~real face~

Well…who IS your father anyway?

Not like I ever payed attention to that detail before…

tell me my life story

Hmmm…

Sex.

Sex….and women.

And your an angel.

That about covers it.

THEEEEEE EEEEEENNNNNDD!!!

askjosephine:

asktheprofessor:

askjosephine:

[[[ Female!Professor is the Foul Bachelorette Frog. This is irrefutable.]]]

(YES INDEED)

Well, these breasts are obtrusive yet convenient…

Might as well use ‘em for somethin’ more than a pocket, Darlin’. 

…A pillow, a coaster, a bookshelf, a desk….

The possibilities are endless.

ENDLESS!!!!!

asktheprofessor:

askjosephine:

asktheprofessor:

azuritemoon replied to your post: Chemical X is Aku’s semen.

UTONIUM…

I promise you it’s not!

*sigh* I keep dropping food into my…cleavage. *sigh*

*fishes out a potato chip*

Professor, don’t you dare eat that.

*slowly eats potato chip*

 Well it seems that the Professor is enjoying his new ‘pocket’. Well done, Professor, Well done.*Slow claps*


 

askjosephine:

delivererofdarkness:

askjosephine:

delivererofdarkness:

askjosephine:

delivererofdarkness:

This is the future after all, ya big doofus.

…What’s up with your face, Darlin’?

Aku

LOVES

pizza

To think that he could acquire…


And THIS children is what we call…Sarcasm.